I was hoping I wouldn’t have to do this, but it just has to happen: The next 4 singles in the club (AKE, Steeples, Unnatural Helpers, Blowtops) will have smaller pressings; instead of pressing 600 of each, I will only press 300.

I want to put out more records and pressing 600 of each record is making that more difficult by being so expensive, as well as taking up the little room I have in my apartment. At some point I’d like to press all the records at amounts that don’t make them so “exclusive,” but at this point it’s just not possible.

I’m also going to shore up the number of possible subscriptions, from 475 to 210, so if you haven’t subscribed yet, you should do so now. I’m guessing that since we’re already close to reaching 210 that it won’t be long until I’m announcing that there are no more subscriptions.

You can still subscribe using the payment plan — you only need to put down $12 initially — and now I will send all those who pay off their plans with one big payment the next two records (Terrible Twos and Butcher Cover.) That means you won’t have to wait until June, when they would be sent to you. Awesome!

To sign up, click here: http://www.lemon-session.com/releases/

And remember, if you are on the payment plan and don’t know when to send in the next payment: now would be good. Again, the next package goes out in June, unless you A. Are on plan #1 or B. Pay off the plan with a big ‘ol payment. If you’re in either of these categories, you’ll get records in May.

I’d also like the add that the Bundle Of Fags bonus still stands (the cover is above): if you’re one of the 200 wait, 210 subscribers, you’ll get the Bundle Of Fags single too. Basically the club is now 9 records instead of 8 FOR ALL SUBSCRIBERS.

And for those of you who have received promo copies of the first 4 records — because the pressings are being cut in half, I won’t necessarily be sending you the next 5. Please sign up for the club if you really want those records.

If you haven’t signed up for the email group, please do so by entering your email address into the little Yahoo thing on the left.

Thanks again for coming on the site. For an added bonus, below is an attempt at a music video for the Intelligence’s “Boyfriends And Girlfriends,” where I took a bunch of shaky video from a 2002 show (with the almighty Dean of the Unnatural Helpers on drums) and make it much more exciting. I plan to do a post on the Intelligence sometime in the near future as I am sitting on a bunch of recordings from this era.